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Crotch Demotivational Poster

THE BEACH - Not the only thing that reeks of dead fish and is infested with crabs.

TESTICLES - Now in the shape of cleats!

TAGS: football kick crotch testes
Rating: 1.82/5
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
Hey, that's why they're shaped like footballs...just sayin'
Skeeter11766 - December 26, 2009, 9:10 am
If the punt gets blocked it's all worth it.

Crotchety's Medical Dictionary -

TAGS: crotchety medical dictionary restless leg
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:18 am
You could've taught Paul Reubens a thing or two, lol.... oh, jeez, this is going nowhere good :-D
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:16 am
that is why I play with myself... to prevent "public twitching" 5L COC
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 12:37 pm
Thanks Capt. Glad you like. I believe a leg twitching is its way of begging for activity lest it dies. Just like any body part... twiddling thumbs... uh, I'll stop there, lol.
CaptMickeyd - May 16, 2013, 11:13 am
I've always thought this as well. If your legs are restless, go do something with them.

The Three Wisemen -

TAGS: crotchety emillio rerun 3 wisemen in a bar merry christmas motifake
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 12:40 pm

I thought that was drums...
rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:44 am

I tend to be flatulant, especially when I read the tags.
GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:18 pm
Those guys……such poster hoers
EmilioDumphque - December 20, 2013, 10:45 pm
Three Wisenheimers is more like it.

REDHEADS - myth confirmed

TAGS: tree fire carpet crotch redhead
Rating: 3.32/5

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Screamin Daemon - December 23, 2009, 9:53 am
Not if he's referring to the 'carpet matching the dra**s' myth... What were you talking about?
Derek - November 3, 2009, 3:13 am
You mean "myth destroyed", no?

perspective -

TAGS: crotchety old people grumpy why
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:20 pm
Glad you liked it. Almost every single day I can feel feel a slight difference in my health... and God help me, it didn't help that my parents carried every freakin' genetic in the book.
GaryO - November 26, 2013, 8:04 pm
Geeze, cynic, how in heck did I miss this?! Oh…yeah, can’t see well. 10 Ls…and phukk anyone that thinks I can’t do that, ya sons of bytches
kirill - November 26, 2013, 10:35 am
Thank you for this lovely justification.

maturity -

TAGS: maturity sci fi realistic crotchety realist
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 13, 2013, 3:57 pm

Like the tablet currently in my hand, as seen on Star Trek.
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2013, 8:18 pm
...and suddenly, you realize you own one now.
Silverheart - September 12, 2013, 8:09 pm

Never! Lightsaber, sonic screwdriver, replicator, hoverboard... all of these things WILL be mine! They're on my christmas list, and I've been a good boy this year. And don't give me that Santa isn't real nonsen5e...

the old cynic strikes again -

TAGS: crotchetyoldcynic hitting on the babes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 23, 2014, 7:33 pm
Hee hee nailed it! 5L

Crotchety Fish -

Relationship Advice -

TAGS: yahoo questions crotchety answers
Rating: 5/5

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kwill - October 2, 2016, 4:54 pm
B-b-b-but, he's not 21.


TAGS: moderators rejected traffic citation courts say nice try crotchety
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 5, 2014, 3:54 am
lgvernon - April 5, 2014, 12:17 am

Not a chance, bud. Your signature is not an admission of guilt, it is merely a promise to appear. SIGN HERE. "What if I don't sign?" "I get to take you to jail for not only being a bad driver, but for being STOOPID, too." Have a nice day.

crotchety lines -

TAGS: crotchety poetry get a life
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 1:32 pm
Hahaha! Oh, my God! You are a riot! I don't know if I can do this, by 5L for your comment.
Oldsod - December 16, 2013, 9:43 am
Now now...we all know that artists must suffer for their art. ESPECIALLY poets. I should think a well placed shiv would do the job nicely...

troublesome times -


TAGS: crotchety s dictionary virgin olive oil
Rating: 4.4/5

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Silverheart - May 25, 2013, 8:27 pm

Pomegranates... I knew it!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 7:51 pm
Extra Virgin: (adj.) 1. baby olives; the first born; cream of the crop; etc. 2. olives blessed by a priest and/or rabbi and/or Jedi Master. 3. very chaste olives, abstaining from ***ual intercourse or lewd literature involving pomegranates.
Silverheart - May 25, 2013, 3:34 pm

How do olives become 'extra virgin' th5n?

Wetsuits -

HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - Gotta love those crotchless Zorro costumes.